virginiastark:

mercurialmerc:

 virginiastark replied to your post: Well, hello. I’m Pepper. And who might you be?

Paladin? What an interesting name. Oh… I work for Tony Stark, so… [shrugs] May I ask what do you do?

 Thanks, but it’s not nearly as interesting as Pepper.

-laughs shortly, glancing her over-

 Figures, Stark’s always had good taste. I’m a hero for hire. Granted, hero’s a little strong, but the alliteration works. Tell me, -tilts an eyebrow, a smirk tugging at the corner of his lips- what’s old Tonyboy like as a boss?

Yeah, I get that a lot. My real name is Virginia, Pepper is just a nickname that sort of stuck, I guess.

[narrows her eyes slightly] My eyes are here. I’d appreciate it if yours were on mine and nowhere else, thank you. Hero for hire? So, do you have powers of some sort? He doesn’t really act like a boss, so I can’t really answer that for you.

 Cute. You must have a kick to you to back up a nickname like that.

… Sorry, that was bad even for me.

 - raises hands in mock surrender - And there’s that kick! You got it, princess. You mean beyond my devilish good looks and superior intelligence? Yeah, I kinda do. None of that wall clinging, body transforming, Norse god stuff, but I get by. - snickers - I’ll bet he doesn’t.

scarletwebhead:

mercurialmerc:

scarletwebhead:

mercurialmerc started following you

Woah… And I thought Hawkeye needed to cut back on the purple.

Just what the world needs, more wise-cracking spiders. 

Don’t be jealous. The green and purple colour schemes already been taken.

 Yeah, Barney trademarked it. Just my luck.

therealladydeadpool:

I can buy my own food thank you very much…Also, if I had a Mom I think she’d tell me not to take treats from strangers. 

 A girl with money, that’s what I like to hear.

 Lucky for me, it sounds as if you don’t have a mom. What have you got to lose?

ironfistdragon:

mercurialmerc:

ironfistdragon:

Oh, I was just stating a fact. I know she can handle herself just fine on her own. I’m not into mediocre games, move on.

 I figured you’d start something you weren’t willing to finish. Luckily enough for you, I’ve got people to see and places to be.

 Keep it real Danny boy.

[Clenches his jaw] I can finish a lot of things, you rat. You’re just not worth the effort.

 - smirks - A word comes to mind. Starts with ‘C’ and ends with ‘onvenient’.

themistyknight:

Yeah, you better, or I’ve got a nice punch to the jaw with your name all over it.

I didn’t miss you a damn bit.

 Got it, boss. 

Now you’re just being coy!

(Source: mercurialmerc)